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So many things can go wrong when you entrust a teenager to look after the little ones. While you’re out on the town trying to remember what it was like to be young, there is always the chance that the kids could hurt themselves, or the kids could hurt the babysitter, or the babysitter could hurt the kids, or the babysitter could hurt herself. That’s not the half of it. Something could get broken. Something could get stolen. Stolen things could get broken. Broken things could get stolen. And heaven forbid stolen, broken things get hurt. It’s a mess. So, when you find a good babysitter that can handle all of that, you need to pay her accordingly. And if she happens to be hot then you need to pay her even more accordingly – at least if you want her to keep coming around. That’s exactly what pentagenarian Jay Crew does in the Sweet Sinner release of “The Babysitter.”
Jay and long-time ball and chain Magdalene St. Michaels decide that, after years of suffering the sexual neglect that comes from raising kids, the two really needed to spice up the bedroom a bit. So they buy new curtains. No, not really. Like so many other teenage re-creationists, they decide to have a date night. Dressed to the nines, they await the arrival of the babysitter. There is some consternation as the last babysitter they hired ran up a king’s ransom in phone bills, causing the couple some problems with Ma Bell. Blonde hottie Nicole Ray comes sporting impeccable references, putting them more at ease. In fact, they are so excited about the impending evening and the inevitable result that they put the cart before the whores and start going at it right on the spot.
British MILF Magdalene has a cool accent and cool fucking technique. She is in exceptional shape for a woman of her age, but she is frequently paired with younger women and men in her films, which helps to put a glass ceiling over top of her actual age. Here she seems a little older, though just as appealing. She gently kisses his wrinkled sack and his ever-expanding shaft. She insists she isn’t going to rush anything, nor will he, but in nanoseconds he has stripped Magdalene out of all her duds and has dug his mug into her menopausal twat. She goes back to work on his middle-aged, liver-spotted cock, stroking it like she was holding a priceless vase. Thankfully, nobody gets a Charlie horse or water on the knee, or wrenched ankle or bread basket or any other Milton Bradley-esque malady as seen in the board game Operation. Magdalene does get fucked from the side, rocked from underneath, humped in doggy and then hammered in mish before he pulls out and shoots his iron-deficient spooge all over her belly. Then, he fingers her pussy to climax while she rubs her over-stimulated clit. The female orgasm at the end is standard fare for Nica Noelle films. It’s in direct opposition to the male-dominated films, which tend to put more emphasis on gratification for members of the Y-chromosome set.
Nicole finally arrives and Jay is immediately smitten. They share a glance as he and Magdalene leave for dinner. Nicole is intrigued. Meanwhile, she now has the whole house to herself for a few hours and impeccable references be damned, she immediately picks up the phone to call her boyfriend over. James Deen is the beer-swilling bad boy that your mother warned you about. While he is quick to assess the alcohol situation, he is even quicker to address and undress Nicole from her striped tank top and albino capris. In a great shot, she straddles Deen’s face as he lies on the couch. His deft tongue dances around her pussy until she seemingly can’t breathe. He then fucks her from the side, but the camera is positioned slightly behind the heaving couple so you can see some good penetration into this blonde’s wide-open pussy. She flips over on her back and he continues to drill her wet snatch. He uses his hand to rub her slit, making her cum several times. Of course, the kids must be deep sleepers because the clatter she makes would most certainly have had them coming downstairs to see what was the matter. She climbs on top and slinks down onto his remedial dick. Again the view is angled from the back so you can watch her soft ass slide up and down Deen’s cock and her tits gently rub on his chest. When they are through, Deen cattle-ropes her legs with his arms and slams his face into her pussy from behind. He bangs her doggy style and then finishes up in mish with a tape measure sperm shot up her belly, onto her tits and past her quivering chin. It’s a nice ending, but this is Nica Noelle, so he reinserts his cock and brings Nicole to orgasm once again. When Jay and Magdalene arrive back at the ranch, Deen is gone and neither is any the wiser. Of course, maybe they are the wiser, but it doesn’t show. Could it be that a gastrointestinal tract full of gazpacho and jalapeno poppers has riled up their reflux, making them utterly indifferent? It’s hard to say, but as Magdalene goes upstairs to change, Jay pays Nicole the big bucks and once again they hold each other’s gaze momentarily.
Nicole is even more interested now. She confides in her best friend that she has the hots for Jay and asks her if she has ever been in a similar situation. Heather Silk also used to earn mall money babysitting and she reveals that she too had a daddy moment years back. What advice does Heather give her friend? Does Nicole risk her high paying gig for a one-night stand with her current employer? Will Dr. Max Ferris, played by Treat Williams, re-awaken from his chocolate-induced coma in time to foil the murder-for-hire plot of his diabolical ex-wife played by Victoria Principal? You’ll have to watch “The Babysitter” to find out the answers to these questions – except for the last one. For that you’ll have to Hulu some crappy CBS Movie of the Week circa 1985.
“The Babysitter” will appeal to those who like, well, babysitters and a bit of international intrigue with their porn. Ben English, Jay Crew and Magdalene form a trio of wicked Euro accents that are always easy on the ears. They go well with Nicole Ray, who is most certainly easy on the eyes. James Deen is his normal dirty-talking self, though he is inclined to be a bit more restrained in this one because of Noelle’s penchant for creating porn that is geared towards women. The bitch-slapping and throat-clutching maneuvers that are usually sprinkled liberally throughout his performances are markedly absent. He still knows how to work over a pussy despite a few limitations and his effort here is top notch. Just remember: a good babysitter is hard to find. A hot babysitter that is good is even harder to find. If you manage to land one, pay her well and she’ll keep coming back for more. We can only hope Nica Noelle has greased Nicole’s palms to the hilt, as it would sure be nice to see her in a sequel.